http://www.hiptipsdating.com/relationship/advice/free/ Free relationship advice for one, and free relationship advice for two. I mean, all. en-us Fri, 10 Mar 2006 15:32:26 EST Fri, 10 Mar 2006 15:32:26 EST Weblog Editor 2.0 In need of free relationship advice? Don't worry, for you are not alone. Allow us to present an example. Learn from this example. It is here to help: Once there was man ... let's call him Bachelor Padowitz. Now, Bachelor Padowitz was a nice man, but he was also a bit of a big talker. You see, there were times when we would just talk himself up to the point where no one could possibly believe any of his exploits. This dismayed the Bachelor, and he was so upset that he even considered moving to Montana. Then, out of nowhere, someone decided to give the big BP some free relationship advice. Big Bachelor, they said, stop talking so much and listen. Pay more attention to your significant, or potential significant other. After all, it is a solidly known fact that people love to talk about themselves, so if you ask them about themselves, they will oblige and feel great about it. Subconsciously, this will resonate as positive feelings towards you, and it will help your chances in your quest to have more intimate relations with this person. Seem sensible enough? Big Bachelor Pad thought so, and before he knew it, he had girls almost half his age swooning all over him. The Bachelor was thrilled, and grateful for having received such wonderful free relationship advice. He then disappeared into the sunset, never to be heard from again. Thought it was reported that he was selling timeshares in Mexico under the guise Senor Padriguez, but that was never confirmed. And so the enigma continues ... Learn from his mistakes. Learn from his triumphs. Learn from the legend himself. Indeed, there is free relationship advice here. Did you catch it? If not, read again. The Bachelor would want you to succeed. He would give free relationship advice himself, if he could only come out of the woodwork. Fri, 10 Mar 2006 15:32:26 EST