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Advice On Relationships

For advice on relationships, just ask Miss Mary!

Advice on relationships is hard to come by - there is no perfect recipe and there is no one among us who can rightfully claim to be an expert. Everyone makes mistakes in the games of love, and everyone has a different take on swooning, carooning, caressing and your run-of-the-mill getting it on. Thats why Mary Hauthier's advice on relationships is so important. She - or rather it - has a unique view of the love universe, having stood on the sidelines - naught man nor woman - for over six decades, probing, dissecting, distilling. Her advice on relationships stems from an almost scientific, biological approach to the matter - always watching, never assuming, taking it all in and never jumping to conclusions without having the facts in her androgenous pocket.

Love advice from the head eunich

Here are just some of Mary's tips, her advice on relationships that will guarantee a healthy love:

"Mirrors never lie. If you look at yourself and your lover - together - and see something you dislike get away while you can. Image is everything - deny image and be damned!"

" Hold her hand whenever possible - kiss her neck, rub her elbows, sing Sinatra, dance a jig. Do the stupid things you'd never dream of doing - everyone loves a hopeless romantic."

"Don't play with your love. Games are fun, but relationship twister, charades or Monopoly will all come to an end - with bitter losers."

" Women are confusing, men are moreso. We'll never understand each other, so don't even try. Accept....and move on."

" Temptation is a fact of life - its what you do with it that counts. Never scorn for looking - never try to control thoughts because they'll run wild when the pressure is on. Take temptation for what temptation is worth - a sudden fancy, a brief dream, and nothing more."

"Never stop believing in love - its stronger than all of us and makes life worth living."

If you are looking or some beneficial advice on relationships - ask a eunich! Ask Mary Hauthier.